hey you. with the face.
I put the asian in caucasian
~jenny's blog~

dermythosdessisyphos:

wewillavenge-it:

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?

glasses


otakaboo17:

redshirtt:

grade-a-memo:

nickiminajsleftnipple:

These days, anyone could be gay and you’d have no idea.

your cashier might be gay

your bartender might be gay

the guy sucking your dick might even be gay

But he said no homo tho

he lied

YOUR BARTENDER MIGHT BE GAY.

SHIZU-CHAN GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW.


cunt-candle:

i cant tell if im really nice but secretly an asshole or an asshole but secretly really nice


telernarketing:

talking to someone and they go offline straight away

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justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

(Source: oprahwingdings)


sandvviches:

teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA

(Source: qothqueen)


shisnojon:

"we have to shut off the internet in order to fix it"

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richarcl:

i hı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ate when there’s something on your screen

(Source: homophobic)


emobaria:

when your parents make you call to make your own appointments and have adult responsibilities
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